Sunday 2nd April 2000

SPRINGHILL DADS v MAPLES SPORT
By Scoop

. A friendly against another old enemy – they’re not the power they were and had been further weakened by injuries and overtime. Although, no Dave Hedges, Dave Smith, Jon Elms or John Frisby, Andy was fit again and the Dads managed to put a strong side out and the omens were looking good.
. Both sides had an extra man so it was decided to play 12 a side.

SPRINGHILL DADS
Robbie Thorpe
Paul Hanvey – Brian Medway – Tony Pascoe – John Lynch
Mark Shipside – Jim Allen – Martin Kingsbury - Jason Furness
Matt McLachlan – Simon – Andy Simpson
No Subs!

. Scoop had hardly found his seat and his heroes were two nil down? The first was from a break down the flank and the Maples forward cut inside to slot casually home passed Robbie. If that wasn’t bad enough another break and the Dads were forced to concede a corner, which was fired over, and a Maples forward climbed unchallenged for a free header.
Ignoring Robbie’s calls to, ‘keep your shape’(?), Tim was pulled back to help tie things up at the back and Paul revisited an earlier incarnation when he played up front with Simon. This was a bit better the Dads were getting in amongst them.
Jason grew first blood when he made another of his trademark sliding tackles in the box (Oooh, nasty) and Jim drew a fine save out of the keeper when he had a 30-yard drive from a throw in. The Dads were managing to get some pressure on Maples now and Paul Hanvey was unlucky to see a shot flash wide. Paul continued with the good work combining with Mark Shipside who tee’d one up for Jim Allen to have another shot, this time a curler into the top corner was turned over.
. HALF TIME
. DADS 0 – 2 MAPLES

Jim again put the keeper under pressure when his shot was blocked but the ball fell to MARTIN KINGSBURY who took a touch and tried a lob into the box. Young bearded Ralph and the keeper combined to get in each other’s way and the ball dropped over the line to wild Dads cheers.
Tony Pascoe started come into play and made the extra man played a one-two with Jim before putting the ball through for Andy to spin and shoot. The ball cannoned off the post to safety. Something happened on the edge of the Dads box – there was a tentative, girlie call for a free kick from somewhere, a Maples player maybe and no one argued?
Ace reporter, Scoop has a theory that the call came from Robbie in goal – he looked quite excited by the activity in lining up the wall and hopping back and for along his line. Methinks he’s been watching too much TV. Still he’ll be a Southampton supporter next season when David Seaman is wearing the Saints red and white!
The free kick was good; a curler up and around the wall but Robbie was ready and punched it away to safety. Brian cleared the danger with a big clearance, Mark went scampering after it and got a shot off but it was parried at the foot of the past.
Somehow Brian had caught up with play and hammered the loose ball over the bar. The Dads were lining up and were peppering the Maples goal with shots now but their keeper was pulling off miracles to keep out the football avalanche. Andy fired over. Mark had a shot blocked by a Maples’ defenders crown jewels – brought tears to my eyes! Jason had one of his long range shots tipped over and saw another headed over.
Out of the blue Maples broke and Robbie had to be alert to finger tip an awkward cross into the box.
A quick punt up-field and pandemonium broke out in the Maples goal mouth. Ralph playing out of his skin cleared off his line, Tony tried something which turned out to be an up-and-under – Eddie Wearing would have loved it. Another defender on the line headed away, straight to JIM ALLEN who hammered it through the crowded goal mouth to score.
Jason swung a ball in from the right and Andy headed on for JIM ALLEN to smashed it in from the narrowest angle.
At last the Dads were in front – with seconds left on the clock and, as the Maples manager and Mal were calling time, the Dads allowed Maples to kick off.
They broke up-field and . . . astonishingly, scored. Time was definitely up, now - the next lot were on the pitch, warming up.
FULL TIME
DADS 3 – 3/2(?) MAPLES

MOM
TIM HART

Cos his terrier tackling put the bite on Maples and I’ve just come by a suitable picture.

MARKY . MARK

Football fan, Paddy, lost a £50 bet on a TV match.

Then he lost another £50 on the instant replay!


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